You jackass.

You might wonder why I’m being such a pain in the ass.  It’s because you’re such an effing MORON.  Your default response is that I’VE done something wrong.  When we clearly show that’s not the case, you have me stomp around in piles of your poop while you try to figure things out.

When I try to help, you’re such a brain dead insect that you don’t even hear the words I’m saying.  STOMP STOMP STOMP.

Finally, you put your coloring book down, get some help and figure things out.  This goes on time after time after time.

So when you tell me that you can’t do something and I don’t believe you, it’s with reason.

You are a total moron.  I have no idea how you got your job.  I have no idea how you can continue to keep your job.

That’s why I have a problem with you.

Jerk off.